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Equivalent annual dollar values are provided to remind you of what life would be like had you selfishly chosen to remain childless. But can anyone possibly put a price on being a parent?

(We can! Have a look!)

Rates provided here are for new enrollment only. For existing families your rate will not change until your child graduates to the next class. Biweekly rates listed here include a $3 convenience fee for new enrollment only.


Mini meteors (infants)

Ages from six weeks to one year

 Yuck! Who wants this? Looks like a lot to keep clean. Give me a pile of diapers and a giant tub of wipes any day..

Comparative Yearly Cost: Major bathroom remodel:

Right! Wet, slippery floors and open flames. What could possibly go wrong? Just save time and give your house guests the phone number for Morgan & Morgan.

 

Tioga.............................................. $1126/Mo or $522 biweekly

Millhopper......................................$1118/mo or $518 biweekly

 

 

sunbeams (ones)

From age one to two

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Comparative yearly Cost: Alaskan Cruise for 4

I'll bet it's really cold and really boring up there. Also, Titanic. 

 

Tioga.....................................  $1005/Mo or $467 Biweekly

Millhopper..............................  $983/mo or $457 biweekly

 

sprockets (ones/twos)

When offered. Mixed ages older ones and younger twos. Entering Kindergarten Fall 2021

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Comparative Yearly Cost: 2018 Mistubishi Mirage EX

It gets 37 mpg and comes standard with navigation and Bluetooth. But can it go tinkle while entirely missing the bowl? I don't think so..

 

Tioga..................................... $923/mo or $429 biweekly

Millhopper............................ $914/mo or $425 biweekly

Martians (twos)

Age 2 to 3. Entering Kindergarten Fall 2020

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Comparative Yearly Cost: Seven Seat Hot Springs Spa With AquaMassage II & LED Lighting

I'll bet these two people are having a frank discussion about how their selfish life choices have led to a terrible and joyless existence. I'm really good at reading people.

 

ASTRONAUTS (three)

Age 3 to Pre K. Entering Kindergarten Fall 2019

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Comparative Yearly Cost: Norwegian King Home Sauna With SteadyTemp LavaRock Technology

You live in Florida for cryin' out loud! Seriously, just save your money and walk around outside for...oh, I don't know...TEN MONTHS OF THE YEAR.

 

SILVER STARS (pre k)

Pre-K. Entering Kindergarten Fall 2018

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Comparative Yearly Cost: One Week Caribbean Time-Share

Each year, hundreds of tourists in the Caribbean are reported "missing". Don't become a statistic! Nobody has ever been abducted from Disney World. Unless you count that poor Animatronic village woman in that one ride...what's the name of that ride again?.OH YEAH..."PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN". I rest my case.

Tioga..................................... $880/mo or $409 biweekly

Millhopper............................ $867/mo or $403 biweekly

 

 

Tioga..................................... $832/mo or $387 biweekly

Millhopper............................ $815/mo or $379 biweekly

 

 

Tioga...................................... $780/mo or $363 biweekly

Millhopper............................. $767/mo or $357 biweekly

 

Discounts! 

Save up to 5% on child care! We offer a sibling discount. Don't yet have any other preschool aged children? Well get busy! These savings won't last forever!


KIDWORKS CARES!

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The Fine Print:

Tuition is due Monthly by check or cash in advance of service. Tuition is charged regardless of actual attendance. Siblings receive a 5% discount. We do not accept credit cards or ELC vouchers. KidWorks does not offer a VPK program. Our programs are Full Time only. A $125 Supply Fee is charged at enrollment and each year thereafter.